Do you speak Micra?

October 24, 2005

Today I handed over my car to my Nissan dealership– they will be redoing the paintjob (after some fcuker jacked my car radio), and they will also give it a complete and thourough check-up, since I’ll be going all the way to Belgium (Ardennen) with it in a few eeks, so it needs to be in tip-top shape.

As a loancar, they gave me the new Nissan Micra (I drive the old version). The new Micra looks like a blown-up frog, but dear god, how looks can be deceiving.

It is an absolute girl’s car, and no sane man would buy it. However, it drives exceptionally well. Just like my older Micra (I have a 1995 edition, with 84000km), the gearshift is short and sporty, a small steering wheel, short turning circle, low engine noise, and the build quality and finish is just astoneshing for such a small and relatively cheap car.

Definitely recommended to any lady who wants a small, high-quality, affordable car.

Note: And while we’re on the subject of Nissan– the 350Z is the one to want.

Jeff Waugh’s a moron guy-with-a-different-kind-of-humour-than-I-have

October 22, 2005

I officially promoted GNOME’s Jeff Waugh to moron guy-with-a-different-kind-of-humour-than-I-have. In his blog he says about Amsterdam:

Amsterdam definitely lived up to its reputation - just outside the hotel was an enormous stone buttplug.

And then he shows a picture of… Our national WWII monument. Which is this *huge* structure on this *huge* center square of my capitol, right in front of this *huge* Royal Palace– so really, it’s not as if this isn’t in just about every travelguide about my country on the planet.

That is just sick. It just shows how little respect he has for what happened during WWII in my, and other’s, countries. And if he doesn’t know what the monument was about– then fcuk him too, educated and well-mannered people *always* check what a monument is about by reading the plaquette next to a monument before making silly jokes about it.

Dear lord.

Note Yeah I can overreact. That’s what you get when normal folk have the power of publishing… ;).

Ubuntu’s brown

October 21, 2005

I don’t know whoever made the decision to make brown Ubuntu’s default color– but it’s turning out to be a golden move.

Name one other distribution that is recognizable by colour only.

The more people whine about the brown colour, the more identity is given to Ubuntu. Hence, it’s serving its purpose.

Another warcrime by the US

October 20, 2005

I was planning on writing positive a post about the US. Sorry, but canna.

  • Guantanamo Bay.
  • Illegal war in Iraq.
  • Abu Graib.
  • Dozens of accounts originating from the Pentagon about US soldiers torturing prisoners to death.
  • We can now add this to the list.

    Two ‘embedded’ journalists have filmed (.rm)/photographed shocking material: taliban warriors being burnt facing west (a true disgrace in the Islamic world), with American soldiers mocking them. This, all as part of psychological warfare.

    Respons from the pentagon: “If this is true, we’ll prosecute the ones responsible.” (source: Dutch news TV). The ones responsible.

    The US government is responsible.

    And that country wants to win the heart and minds of people? They do not understand why they’re hated so much?

    ICANN’ed, II

    October 19, 2005

    As was to be expected– the US senate is trying to maintain the US control over the internet.

    I already made myself perfectly clear that I do not want the US to have such control. The fact that the .xxx (porn) domain got blocked due to political and religious reasoning says it all. When a radical Muslim forces his wife to wear a bourka due to his religious beliefs, it’s all wrong and evil and bad, but when someone blocks a .xxx domain because of religious reasons, it’s suddenly all good!

    Hippocracy. Yet again. The United States of Hippocracy.

    And no, the US did not ‘invent’ the internet, nor the WWW, so you Americans do not own it. It came to be due to the work of many people from many countries, so it belongs to many people from many countries.

    Dream’s a lie, II

    Believe it or not, one of the columnists I talked about earlier, has given in! GeenStijl brought his factless ranting up numerous times, resulting in literally thousands and thousands of angry emails to his address. The power of the masses, people.

    Anyway, he still talks nonsense. He says he doesn’t hate Dutch people. I really do get different messages from America’s Pravda. I hope he reads my blog. Really.

    Shit down his neck

    This day really, and then I mean really, got off of the wrong foot.

    Some useless, uneducated, drug-addicted piece of shit of a human being felt the necessity to steal my brand-new car stereo. I just walked up to my car, and I immediatly sensed something was wrong. And yes, one of my rear windows was gone. It lay in the backseat, in whole, not broken. I saw that my car stereo was missing.

    I swear to god and the Cosmic Goat, I will kill that homo. I’ll rip his head off and shit down his neck.

    Update: It’s past dawn now, so I could check my car a little better… While taking out the window, the fcuker ruined my paintjob, leaving cracks, dents and putholes all over the place…

    Update II: The car-glass repair shop fixed my window for free; they just put back the old one. Insurance covers the stereo set, and in theory, the paintjob damage too. However, the paintjob work, will ruin my no-claim, and that’s this old car simply not worth I’ll buy a new stereo set today.

    Pikmin 2

    October 17, 2005

    I bought Pikmin 2 today for my Gamecube (it was dusty as fcuk, meh), and I can tell you this: it rocks! It’s an extremely addictive game, really. Looks quite nice too. The Nintendo guys just know how to make good gameplay; I’m not really a gaming guy (I think gaming is childish), but every now and then, even I want to play cool games. This does not include those senseless kill-everything-in-sight games; they are for friendless pimplefaced nerds. And I mean that.

    Oh and fcuk, I still need to explain what I did this weekend.

    Dream’s a lie

    October 16, 2005

    The fact that FoxNews is an abomination for everything that is journalism, is no news to many of you.

    However, lately they’re on a Netherlands-bashing tour. One of the more worrying occurences was by this Pravda, err, FoxNews editor Cal Thomas, who said the following in one of his columns:

    Holland is a perfect example of what happens when there is no governing moral standard. The Dutch have decriminalized most drugs and people smoke dope openly in venues set aside for the practice. Prostitutes display their wares like mannequins in department store windows. And now we have at least one hospital murdering already born babies because someone has decreed them unworthy of life.

    First of all, my country isn’t named “Holland”. Holland does not exist. My country’s name is The Netherlands.

    Second, we did not decriminalize anything. All forms of drugs in my country are still illegal. The thing we did is this: we made a divide between softdrugs (marijuhana, hasj) and harddrugs (everything else). Softdrugs are not legal in this country. We only “allow” people to use this form of drugs in minute quantities. “Allow” isn’t the right word– in Dutch it’s called “gedogen”, and it means something else than “to allow”. It means something like, “the police will look the other way if you do it without causing harm to anything else”. Basically what American policemen do when black people are beaten up.

    As you can see, “most drugs” is a gross overstatement. It simply isn’t true. This guy is simply lying.

    And no, we don’t “smoke dope” openly whenever we want. Drug abuse and drug related crimes are among the lowest in the world in my country. Quite the contrary to the United States, where these figures are among the highest of the “developed” world (it’s kind of hard to consider the US as a developed nation. They’re not even a real country anyway).

    So, which system works the best? Ours or yours, Cal?

    Yes, we legalized prostitution. This is a good thing. This gives the state the possibility to control and inspect this world, creating higher standards for prosititues, legal protection, the whole nine yards. I see the legalization of prostitution as a sign of civilization. It shows that my government actually cares about everyone, whether they fcuk men like Cal for money, or exhange stocks.

    And prostitution is still heavily regulated, and only allowed within designated streets. Go just as much as one centimetre out of that area, and it’s again strictly illegal.

    Cal Thomas rambles on:

    The Dutch are now grappling with their open border policy. They have admitted thousands of radical Islamists who have not assimilated and are threatening the stability of the nation.

    Right. I guess 9/11 happened magically?

    And the last few weeks, we have another Pravda editor joining in. John Gibson writes about Joran v/d Sloot, a guy who was held in custody due to the Nathalee Holloway case. He was released since there was no evidence to hold him any longer. Seems like a normal way of doing things.

    Not according to John.

    Without listing any reasons, without him seeing any police reports or whatsoever, he says that Joran should have never been released, and that in the US’ system, Joran would still be in custody. Then he makes a weird move:

    But he’s in the system of the Netherlands and in the Netherlands, they let Victor marry Bianca and Mirjam and Bianca marry Victor and Mirjam and Mirjam marry Bianca and Victor.

    This guy is a plain liar. These three people did not marry eachother. They did something else. They created a legal document called a “living together contract”. An LTC is not a marriage. In an LTC, lovers can, by law, set out whatever should happen to ie. possessions after a break-up, they can set out whatever happens with any possible children, you know. But it is not marriage.

    Yet, John simply ignores that fact and says it’s the same as a marriage. Again, a Pravda editor lying his ass off.

    I could continue on for ages about how my country is a better place to live than the US, but pictures say much, much more.


    Where are al the white people?


    In a developed country, the government would have fallen over this. In the wonderful US, they find a scapegoat.


    Where are these people’s lawyers? Why are they held there without any regard for the Geneva conventions? Why don’t they get a trial?

    The US is a country based on something as empty and elusive as a dream. The American Dream. The Boss said it best. Is a dream a lie if it don’t come true?

    Drunk and proud, II

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    I’ll fill this in with a proper account of my weekend :).

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