Chantal, dump your boyfriend

March 17, 2006

I mantain this list of cars I’m gonna buy when I’m rich (there’s no doubt about that: I’m gonna be disgustingly rich at some point in my life). There’s gonna be some rigourous changes effective today.

Here’s a reprint, with the ones that go striked through:

  • Aston Martin DB9 (dark-green) (the closest a machine can come to Perfection).
  • Ferrari F430 (red) (best ass ever).
  • Corvette C6 Convertible (black) (awful build quality, questionable design, but fcuking raw).
  • Lamborghini Diablo (yellow) (no words to describe this monster. No wait, I got two. From hell).
  • Alfa Brera (black!) (if there’s an English - Car dictionary, you’ll find “Alfa Brera” at the words “passionate sex”. Definitely not suited if you’re under 18).

    • The ‘vette and Diablo are out. They’re replaced, respectively, by:

  • Spyker C12 LaTurbie (black-silver) (Extravegant. Passionate. Hand-built. Dutch product. Unimaginably expensive. Unimaginably exclusive).
  • Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder (Miami-blue) (Best looking convertable ever. Chantal, dump your boyfriend, you know you want to be sitting next to me when I drive this).

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