Cogs can think.

Bash is and always has been a very good way to kil some time.

[mendo] lmao there’s a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
[spitfire] haha mendo
[spitfire] take a screen shot
[spitfire] wait
[spitfire] that made no sense

[ich] I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
[ich] I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
[ich] and the 0 key doesn’t work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
[ich] and the machine flashed up “Item Not Found: 404″
[ich] and I actually laughed out loud

[insomniak `] Stupid fucking Google
[insomniak `] “The” is a common word, and was not included in your search
[insomniak `] “Who” is a common word, and was not included in your search

[Jakefeb3] do you know a turtles only weakness?
[AvatarOfSolusek] no
[AvatarOfSolusek] well
[AvatarOfSolusek] thier slowness
[Jakefeb3] there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
[AvatarOfSolusek] lol
[Jakefeb3] now i have a plan
[Jakefeb3] if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

[ikkenai] i don’t have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

[AntiHeiss] friend of mine went to jail last night
[AntiHeiss] he probably isn’t getting out for a while
[The_Coolest] y?
[Enyo] why?
[The_Coolest] :o
[AntiHeiss] it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
[AntiHeiss] she said anything you say can and will be held against you….he sat there for a while and said ‘tits’