Cogs can think.

It’s no secret I despise the Toyota Prius. Not only is it ugly, it is also anything but environmentally friendly.

Anyway, if you want to know what car all those supposedly eco-friendly fake Hollywood-people will be driving this year, look no further than the Lexus LS 600h L. This car has a 5.0l V8, augmented by an electric engine, and it can drive on the petrol engine alone, or on the electric engine alone, or any other possible distribution in between. It looks stunning (I mean, seriously, it’s stunning), and as an option, you can have creme-coloured leather. Hollywood types are gonna love this. And, of course, because it’s hybrid, people get all warm and fuzzy inside and think it’s eco friendly! Which makes no sense! But who cares! It’s hybrid!

Of course, these people will only use their hybrid cars when they go to Letterman or Oprah. For the rest, they’ll continue to use normal petrol guzzling cars (big SUVs, sportscars, whatever).

Oh, hypocrisy. It should get its own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.