Cogs can think.

Why is that whenever I clean my toilet - about the only item I do not enjoy cleaning - I almost always have to take a huge dump immediately afterwards? It’s like some cosmic constant, something I can guarantee will actually happen.

So basically, you get that bottle of toilet cleaner. It’s amazing in itself that the bottle does not actually disintegrate due to its content - which is something really close to pure chloride acid. Before you take the cap off the bottle, you better take a deep breath, as that’s all the air you’re going to get during the cleaning process. The bottle has a specially shaped neck, so you can squirt the cleaner right underneath the toilet rim. It needs the time to work its magic, so you run out of the bathroom and close the door - outside, you see the birds chocking on the chloride smell.

A few minutes later, you dive back into the bathroom again, toilet brush in hand, ready to brush the toilet clean. You flush the thing, drop the brush back into its container, dash out of the bathroom again, and close the door behind you.

And then, you need to take a huge dump. Right. Now. And there you are, with your apparatus dangling in a cloud of chloride acid.

And somehow, that just don’t feel right.