Euphemism
October 14, 2008So, you’re never ever allowed to have sex ever again - not even a solo tour. However, you are presented with a choice.
Either you select two of the most beautiful women you know, and you’re allowed to watch as they, uhm, do the lesbo - except, you’re not allowed to join, and not allowed to touch yourself until the show’s over, and the two women have gone. Then you’re allowed to, uhm, get it out of your system, but only once.
Or you get to have plain ol’ sex with one of them (out of crappy euphemisms, sorry).
I thought of this dilemma yesterday while watching Coupling (which has an unhealthy obsession with lesbians, like I - and most men - do), and I’m not entirely sure what worries me more - the fact that I came up with this stuff, or the fact that I can’t seem to decide which of the two options I’d choose.
Interestingly, this dilemma doesn’t really work for women. I think.
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Choose one of them, of course. Nothing else feels like a woman’s body.
Comment by Koski — October 14, 2008 @ 11:49 am
yah of course yes
Comment by Parantar — October 15, 2008 @ 6:57 am
I’d say like the two other guys here, it’s always better to experience it yourself
Comment by Nicolas — October 15, 2008 @ 7:42 am