Mass Effect

December 29, 2008

Sure, the vehicle section takes a lot of practice. Sure, some of the colonial buildings are all the same but with different interiors. Sure, the game is very difficult to get into. Sure, the graphics aren’t always any good.

But Jesus-fcuking-Christ does Mass Effect make up for it by being by far the most in-depth game I’ve ever played. The attention to detail and the amount of work that has gone into each and every little element of the game - from the history of the galaxy all the way down to the history of the simplest of weapons you get to use - is just mind blowing .

Every item, location, and person in the game has a tremendous amount of history, and you can learn all about it if you want. You can talk endlessly with the NPCs about a huge number of topics. To illustrate, at one point I was having a discussion with one of my team members about the merits of God when you’re in outer space - “Just because I’m in space, I’m not allowed to believe in God? What bullshit is that?” - and you go back and forth about the topic. My conversion with her lasted like 20 minutes. And you can have discussions like this with many characters.

Everything is explained during the game, in great detail. Sure, you can skip it all, but you’ll miss so many subtle points, so many things that help you understand why and how things happen in the Mass Effect universe. Sure, it takes its cues from Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica, but who gives a shit - Mass Effect is much less idiotic than Star Trek, but has a more life than BSG. The Mass Effect universe is actually kind of plausible, and the whole main story about the cycle of civilisations being destroyed and rebuilt again just for the pleasure of some… Well, some sort of deities is very compelling.

One of the side quests involves trying to talk a teenage girl out of committing suicide. She was taken from her human colony when she was four years old, to become a slave. She knows nothing of emotion and love and caring, and it shows in her speech. She refers to herself in the third person, and knows nothing than punishment and abuse. Say one wrong word, make one wrong movement, and she’ll pull the trigger. It’s all quite emotional, and very well acted.

I think that sums up Mass Effect pretty well. The game is much more about people than about graphics and violence. Heck, I don’t think I’ve seen a single drop of blood, and there weren’t any oversized tits either. You can see it; most of the graphical work has clearly gone into the characters, and their facial animations are better than in any other game. Engaging in conversations is completely different than in other games too; it’s like a film. You leave the third person perspective, and you get movie-style camera work, with everyone actually speaking out their dialogue - even the player’s every word is voice-acted. And dear lord, the voice acting is good. I’ve never seen a game with such incredible voice-acting.

What’s also really good is that the choices you make aren’t just obviously good OR obviously evil; there’s a lot of grey to choose from too. This gives you very fine-grained control over how situations turn out.

And finally, finally, finally, a game with a worthy ending sequence, which seems to last like forever, is extremely spectacular, and is still under your influence: there’s dialogue in it, and combat, so what you do matters.

The game isn’t perfect, but it’s a rare gem among the mediocre shite of modern gaming. Definitely my game of the year, and I hope BioWare makes a worthy sequel.

Sad

You know what’s the whole funny thing about the situation in Palestine/Israel?

These people who believe that there can be peace between Palestine and Israel. People who believe that both sides are striving for a peaceful resolution to one of the most nonsensical conflicts in the history EVAR.

Reality check. In case you haven’t noticed, both sides of the conflict benefit immensely from being at war with each other. Hamas and other terrorist organisations need the war as leverage for their own popularity. If the conflict would die out, with Palestine becoming a viable independent state, and Palestinians had the opportunity to live their lives in peace, there would be no more need for Palestinian terrorist organisations.

The very thing Hamas & Co. is fighting for is the very thing that will eliminate their reason to exist. They flourish on the misery of Palestinian people.

On the other side of the fence wall, Israel is in more or less the same boat. If a peaceful resolution were to come to fruition, Israel would lose a large portion of the military and financial support it’s getting from - mostly - the United States, which amounts to large sums of money and goods.

The very thing Israel is fighting for is the very thing that will make them lose a pretty substantial revenue stream. They flourish on the misery of the Israeli people.

So obvious, yet so few seem to see it. Sad.

Fool

December 27, 2008

Apparently, Linux Mint has a new release out named ‘Linux Mint 6 Felicia’.

There is something very, very disturbing going on here.

It’s a conspiracy. And I’m the only person in the world who’s not in on the joke.

Pink ponies

I was always a bit afraid of them. Mention their name, and music enthusiasts all over the world instantly start burying them under boatloads of words of praise, with such devotion and determination it usually made me wonder - can these guys really be as good as everyone promises me? Does any artist (other than Fiona, obviously) really deserve such devout adoration?

Consequently, I stayed away from the band in question as if they had herpes. I just couldn’t believe all the pink ponies and rainbow stories with them in it, and in order to not be disappointed, I ignored them.

Well, as it turns out, I was wrong. Radiohead deserves all the praise they’re getting. Dear lord, these guys are good.

War never changes

December 19, 2008

The end of the road.

That was Eugenia’s last blog post for a while. That’s not what I want to talk about, though. I want to talk about something else.

Today, right before Christmas, the 18th Dutch soldier has been killed in Afghanistan. Terrible news. Men in military uniforms informing the parents. Crying girlfriend. Friends grieving, maybe angry. No matter what you may think of the war, our men and women in the armed forces are working their behinds off trying to make this world a better place, and they deserve all the respect and admiration in the world. Having a good friend in the military really opens your eyes to just how professional, dedicated, and determined these men and women are.

As pathetic as it may sound, the Fallout series has the best way to describe war, and it seems ever so fitting in today’s world.

War. War never changes.

My sincerest condolences and sympathies to the soldier’s parents, friends, and relatives. It sure is the end of the road for them.

Fountains

December 18, 2008

Ninja Gaiden II is probably the shallowest and dumbest game I’ve ever played, but after all those pretentious RPGs I’ve been playing… This is actually loads of fun!

No platforming, no questing, no exploring, no mixing potions, no dialogue - just mindless slicing and dicing of endless amounts of enemies in nonsensical locations, chasing a blonde chick with big tits who’s been captured by the bad guys. Oh, and did I mention the boatload of chopped off limbs and immense fountains of blood?

What’s not to like?

Miserably

Sometimes, the blatant obviousness of shameless bias and lust for sensationalism in the tech media becomes so glaringly obvious, it’s almost enough to make me want to just quit this whole thing. We of course already have Windows Vista and Windows 7, where the media are too scared to say anything that does might create a state of cognitive dissonance within its readers, but the latest round of patches for various browsers really bring this to the fore front.

The whole world is all over Internet Explorer 7 for having a flaw which might lead to malicious code execution. Users who are using Windows properly and are running as limited users are less likely to be affected. Headlines o’plenty, the world is going to end, Gates eats babies, and child porn will be installed on your computer, and you will be arrested and thrown into a Thai jail cell for the rest of your life. You’ll die lonely and miserably.

In the meantime, both Opera and Firefox 2.x and 3.x suffered from not one (like IE), but several critical and severe security flaws, flaws that could also lead to the execution of malicious code without the user’s consent. These announcements didn’t receive the sensationalist headlines, didn’t get the doom and gloom news postings.

Look, IE is still a piece of shit, but so are Firefox and Opera (I prefer Chrome), but the obviousness of all this sensationalism is just seriously discouraging.

About being Dutch

December 13, 2008

About being Scottish, and how that relates to being Greek, according to Eugenia.

About being Dutch.

We’re very tolerant.

Towards people who look, speak, and behave exactly like us. Or who have lots of money. If you don’t fit into one of those categories, you’re a terrorist.

Little Sparrow

December 12, 2008

Peter Molyneux’ Fable II is absolutely mindblowing. Seriously. It has the atmosphere of Edward Scissorhands and Corpse Bride, British accents, an amazing fairy-tale story, a pet dog, and a very cool sense of humour. Definitely recommended. I’m loving it.


Go little Sparrow, go!

Bye

December 11, 2008

To all those people who claim that Apple is already in the netbook market because of the iPhone/Touch:

Bwahahahahhahahaha.

Seriously now.

Bwahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha.

Bye now.

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