Fountains
December 18, 2008Ninja Gaiden II is probably the shallowest and dumbest game I’ve ever played, but after all those pretentious RPGs I’ve been playing… This is actually loads of fun!
No platforming, no questing, no exploring, no mixing potions, no dialogue - just mindless slicing and dicing of endless amounts of enemies in nonsensical locations, chasing a blonde chick with big tits who’s been captured by the bad guys. Oh, and did I mention the boatload of chopped off limbs and immense fountains of blood?
What’s not to like?
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Dude, you should really try Gears of War. Some more slicing and dicing. And probably even better blood spatters.
Comment by Levi — December 23, 2008 @ 6:17 pm