Comments on: GTA4 is still a fcuking mess http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/ I'm feeling pretty good about myself right about now. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:36:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: MyLanguage http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3695 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:41:14 +0000 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3695 To the person barfing on about 'obscene language': Fuck you. This is the fucking internet you cocksucking 1950s prerequisite fucktard. Grow the fuck up, people will always do, say and act exactly the way THEY fucking want to. The internet is no different. Who the fuck are you to impose your bullshit language regime on other people? The internet stands as an open viewpoint message board and so much more. GO AND FUCK YOURSELF. I am fucking sick of people like you. Stuck up nazi cocksucking motherfucking bitchmade piece of shit cunt wank ARSEHOLES. You want to act like a cunt? DISCONNECT YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER YOU TWAT. You arent fucking welcome online anymore. FUCK YOU. Enjoy! :) To the person barfing on about ‘obscene language’: Fuck you. This is the fucking internet you cocksucking 1950s prerequisite fucktard. Grow the fuck up, people will always do, say and act exactly the way THEY fucking want to. The internet is no different. Who the fuck are you to impose your bullshit language regime on other people? The internet stands as an open viewpoint message board and so much more. GO AND FUCK YOURSELF. I am fucking sick of people like you. Stuck up nazi cocksucking motherfucking bitchmade piece of shit cunt wank ARSEHOLES. You want to act like a cunt? DISCONNECT YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER YOU TWAT. You arent fucking welcome online anymore. FUCK YOU.

Enjoy! :)

]]> by: newman http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3669 Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:06:06 +0000 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3669 Maybe not the worst game I've ever played but certainly not among the good ones. The PC version is still a bug-ridden mess. The missions are utterly boring and most of them are too easy. Go there, stick to cover, shoot guys, jump in care, chase, shoot car in front of you till it blows. This with some minimal variations every damn time - until you reach the last mission, that is. I always make it to the dirt bike bit, and then the problem begins - after jumping on the helicopter most of the times my controls are non responsive - i hit my space button (tried with others) repeatedly like a madman and most of the times Niko does nothing but falls down eventually.That leaves you in the middle of the damn channel having to swim for two minutes so you can respond to a text message to restart the mission. No problem really since you probably don't want to restart the mission since the bad guys get respawned but your health, armor and ammo do not. Was it so damn hard to implement a proper checkpoint system? One checkpoint when you get to that roof with two goons and escaping Pegorino, the other just as you jump on the chopper. But noooo... One time my controls magically worked and I managed to get inside the chopper. The incredibly shitty flight controls (seriously all they had to do was copy the control system from San Andreas and they'd have a 10x better flight control system then now) made me fail the mission. So I restarted a few times but couldn't get inside the chopper again. In the end, I quit this POS game, removed it and any remnants of it from my hard drive - including the saved games and that idiotic, annoying and useless Rockstar Games Social Club shit that you're forced to look at every time you start your computer up. Removing all that junk from my system is the most fun I've had with GTA4. Another problem is that if you don't stick to the missions and try to go have some fun in Liberty City you soon find out it's pretty boring place with nothing to do. I have to say I completely agree with the author of this article - this game is as if someone in Rockstar said "ok let's make a GTA sequel as unplayable and boring as we possibly can" to win a bet. Maybe not the worst game I’ve ever played but certainly not among the good ones. The PC version is still a bug-ridden mess. The missions are utterly boring and most of them are too easy. Go there, stick to cover, shoot guys, jump in care, chase, shoot car in front of you till it blows. This with some minimal variations every damn time - until you reach the last mission, that is.
I always make it to the dirt bike bit, and then the problem begins - after jumping on the helicopter most of the times my controls are non responsive - i hit my space button (tried with others) repeatedly like a madman and most of the times Niko does nothing but falls down eventually.That leaves you in the middle of the damn channel having to swim for two minutes so you can respond to a text message to restart the mission. No problem really since you probably don’t want to restart the mission since the bad guys get respawned but your health, armor and ammo do not. Was it so damn hard to implement a proper checkpoint system? One checkpoint when you get to that roof with two goons and escaping Pegorino, the other just as you jump on the chopper. But noooo… One time my controls magically worked and I managed to get inside the chopper. The incredibly shitty flight controls (seriously all they had to do was copy the control system from San Andreas and they’d have a 10x better flight control system then now) made me fail the mission. So I restarted a few times but couldn’t get inside the chopper again. In the end, I quit this POS game, removed it and any remnants of it from my hard drive - including the saved games and that idiotic, annoying and useless Rockstar Games Social Club shit that you’re forced to look at every time you start your computer up. Removing all that junk from my system is the most fun I’ve had with GTA4.
Another problem is that if you don’t stick to the missions and try to go have some fun in Liberty City you soon find out it’s pretty boring place with nothing to do. I have to say I completely agree with the author of this article - this game is as if someone in Rockstar said “ok let’s make a GTA sequel as unplayable and boring as we possibly can” to win a bet.

]]> by: Darren http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3636 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:39:01 +0000 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3636 You know I agree with a lot of the problems this article mentions. But "one of the worst games I've ever played" is just such a stupid comment it makes me not want to read another word this author ever writes. In future maybe you should try to be rational and your words would carry much more weight. You know I agree with a lot of the problems this article mentions. But “one of the worst games I’ve ever played” is just such a stupid comment it makes me not want to read another word this author ever writes. In future maybe you should try to be rational and your words would carry much more weight.

]]> by: Marcin http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3630 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 11:05:45 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3630 Ah, the last mission... true, that was frustrating (can't tell you how many times i fell off that damn helicopter...), but as for the rest of the game I can't remember doing any mission more then 2-3 times. For me the biggest annoyance in the whole game was Roman & friends and their fscking phonecalls, it was like a chore, but overall I have to say I enjoyed GTA4 quite a bit. I can understand why you are so angry though - that last mission really had me clenching my teeth and cursing like a madman ;) Ah, the last mission… true, that was frustrating (can’t tell you how many times i fell off that damn helicopter…), but as for the rest of the game I can’t remember doing any mission more then 2-3 times.

For me the biggest annoyance in the whole game was Roman & friends and their fscking phonecalls, it was like a chore, but overall I have to say I enjoyed GTA4 quite a bit.

I can understand why you are so angry though - that last mission really had me clenching my teeth and cursing like a madman ;)

]]> by: Soulbender http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3629 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:28:50 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3629 I gave up on GTA after trying San Andreas (is that before or after GTA4?). It actually had my hopes up for a while in the beginning when I thought it might turn into a quest for vengeance against who killed your mother and the corrupt police officers. Unfortunately that was not to be and I quickly realized that a) the hero is an idiot, b) his friends are even bigger idiots and c) he has no backbone or will of his own. The only person I liked even remotely (for the short time I could stand playing it) was the brothers girlfriend who is apparently the only one with a brain and balls to tell them they're all idiots and leave. Call me old fashioned but I like to have at last a choice of not willingly participating in spree killings and 1st degree murders. I mean, come on, at least give the hero some sort of likable qualities. Even anti-hero's need something about them you can like but no, J.D (or whatever) is just one gigantic moronic asshole. Even the guys in Redneck Rampage got more sympathy from me. The only part that I found fun was stealing a Harley or other vehicle and drive around aimlessly. I guess it says a lot about your game when the most fun aspect is avoiding the plot and story at all costs. It's easily one of the worst games I have ever played. I gave up on GTA after trying San Andreas (is that before or after GTA4?). It actually had my hopes up for a while in the beginning when I thought it might turn into a quest for vengeance against who killed your mother and the corrupt police officers. Unfortunately that was not to be and I quickly realized that a) the hero is an idiot, b) his friends are even bigger idiots and c) he has no backbone or will of his own. The only person I liked even remotely (for the short time I could stand playing it) was the brothers girlfriend who is apparently the only one with a brain and balls to tell them they’re all idiots and leave.
Call me old fashioned but I like to have at last a choice of not willingly participating in spree killings and 1st degree murders. I mean, come on, at least give the hero some sort of likable qualities. Even anti-hero’s need something about them you can like but no, J.D (or whatever) is just one gigantic moronic asshole. Even the guys in Redneck Rampage got more sympathy from me.
The only part that I found fun was stealing a Harley or other vehicle and drive around aimlessly. I guess it says a lot about your game when the most fun aspect is avoiding the plot and story at all costs.
It’s easily one of the worst games I have ever played.

]]> by: ElRey http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3628 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:15:51 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3628 Those who have read this blog for more than a day will know that he intentionally types ``fcuk'' instead of ``fuck''. It's habit now. Those who have read this blog for more than a day will know that he intentionally types “fcuk'’ instead of “fuck'’. It’s habit now.

]]> by: genius http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3627 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:14:05 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3627 I agree with Toto, Thom. You need to improve your writing. You made several grammatical and spelling mistakes. For example: fcuk is fuck and fcuking is fucking. I also don't like your tone. It's too tame and monotonous. You should use more colorful and varied terms: son-a-bitch and motherfucker. You could consult http://www.urbandictionary.com/ for more examples and how to increase your vocabulary. Because not everybody is english or comes from a english speaking country you should also include those expressions in other languages: http://www.noslang.com/ I agree with Toto, Thom. You need to improve your writing. You made several grammatical and spelling mistakes. For example: fcuk is fuck and fcuking is fucking.

I also don’t like your tone. It’s too tame and monotonous. You should use more colorful and varied terms: son-a-bitch and motherfucker. You could consult http://www.urbandictionary.com/ for more examples and how to increase your vocabulary.

Because not everybody is english or comes from a english speaking country you should also include those expressions in other languages: http://www.noslang.com/

]]> by: Righard http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3626 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:26:40 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3626 Hello Thom, I would quickly change your article, else Todo will not read them! I agree with you, GTA feels like an interactive film, press the right button at the right time, Though GTA 1 was brilliant for its time. Hello Thom, I would quickly change your article, else Todo will not read them!
I agree with you, GTA feels like an interactive film, press the right button at the right time, Though GTA 1 was brilliant for its time.

]]> by: toto http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3625 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:20:46 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3625 I'm shocked byu your language. I'll consider reading your articles as soon as you'll have fixed your language. As bad as it can be, it doesn't justify the use this kind of language... Seems like you've been playing this kind of game for a too long time... We don't speak on the internet, as we do in the streets... I’m shocked byu your language.

I’ll consider reading your articles as soon as you’ll have fixed your language.

As bad as it can be, it doesn’t justify the use this kind of language…

Seems like you’ve been playing this kind of game for a too long time… We don’t speak on the internet, as we do in the streets…

]]> by: Mike http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3624 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:18:28 +0100 http://cogscanthink.blogsome.com/2009/09/27/gta4-is-still-a-fcuking-mess/#comment-3624 Sounds like GTA 3 to me but with better graphics. Rockstar does this in all there games not just GTA, it just to make programming easier for them self I guest. Sounds like GTA 3 to me but with better graphics. Rockstar does this in all there games not just GTA, it just to make programming easier for them self I guest.

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