Cogs can think.

Yesterday, my parents and I were back at the AVL cancer hospital.

I’m not going to say much about it, but there is this one thing.

Does anyone else find it unnervingly funny that dozens of people are frantically smoking cigarettes in front of the cancer hospital’s entrances?

PowerBook:~ thomholwerda$ sudo lsof | grep ExplainingBBLeadership.pdf
Password:
Finder 94 thomholwerda txt REG 14,2 82162 2482912 /Users/thomholwerda/.Trash/ExplainingBBLeadership.pdf

What I dont understand is why the goddamn “File in use” error dialog doesn’t tell me WHAT process is using it.

“The world’s most advanced operating system” MY ASS.

I’ve fallen in love. With the Eee PC 900. That made me think.

An Eee 900 configured with a Fiona background.

That’s eternal happiness RIGHT THERE.

Seriously, keyboard people? Want free advice?

Make keys that read ‘ok’, ‘cool’, and ‘OMFG UR SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!’.

Would make IRC so much easier.

I just noticed my previous three entries were quite sad and deppressing, or at least ‘heavy’.

Let me make it up to you.

FART ASS PENIS SEX WEE VAGINA POO.

Someone just told me his apartment lacks curtains.

So, I said, no prancing around naked while singing Spice Girls songs?

Not that I do that, of course. At least, not regularly.

We have a guest lecturer tomorrow. She posted an article online for us to read.

Two scanned images embedded in a Word document.

SHE BETTER BE PRETTY.

I need to make a mark fast. I need to get really rich, really quick. I discovered a grey hair. Now, I’m already balding badly, but the grey hair did it.

Soon, I’ll be 30 and married. I’ll have 2.3 kids, a Korean SUV, and a dreadful 9-to-5. In other words, I’ll be dead.

FIONA!

It’s funny how you can see the concept of evolution all around you.

During lunch break at work today, I overheard the news on the radio; a few teenage girls had died in a gas explosion. They were trying to get high off natural gas. IN A COUNTRY WHERE YOU CAN SCORE DRUGS ON EVERY PLAYGROUND.

That’s natural selection at work right there. We should be happy they don’t get to pass on their genes.

As long as they don’t start squealing, toddlers can actually be kind of fun and cute. At work today, a customer comes in with his little son, probably about 2 years old. He was wearing this miniature version of a blue worker’s overall, with baby wellingtons on his feet, and it just looked SO DARN CUTE.

I’m so going to make my future son wear one of those overalls at all times, including the wellingtons. Even at night.

And then, when he gets older, he’ll buy a pick up truck, and he’ll shoot at birds with bb guns. And I’m going to be SO PROUD.