Cogs can think.

Can someone explain to me what’s so funny about this latest intertubes hype? I mean, the kid makes some very good points regarding the inherent crappiness of Linux, but it’s written like he’s a 12 year old.

Wait. 12 Years old?

I guess I just answered my own question. Of course teh intertubes loves him.

I want to save something for posterity.

Tumble weed made out of ass hair in the Grand Canyon.

Really, don’t ask.

God, Allah, fate, nature, the cosmic goat, call it whatever the fcuk you want, fact is its sole purpose is to screw me over.

There’s a BeBox rev. 8 dual 133Mhz incl. all software for sale in The Netherlands. Distance? Drivable. Price? EUR 600.

BUT I’M NEAR BROKE.

Ok, so I have this 22″ widescreen flat panel superdeluxe 1680x1050 display. For someone growing up with MS-DOS and 800x600 SVGA, that’s a lot of screen real estate.

So why do people insist on maximising Firefox when they sit behind my computer? It kind of makes me think of that thing that I have where when I touch one cheek, I have this uncontrollable urge to touch the other one too.

The difference is that I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for my behaviour and I’m sure I’ll find it one of these days.

YouTube comments are generally the worst thing the intertubes have ever brought forth. However, as always, the exception confirms the rule. YouTube comment on an interview with Fiona:

She makes me want to have kids just so I can pretend that she’s the mother!

I’m SO with you.

Yesterday, my parents and I were back at the AVL cancer hospital.

I’m not going to say much about it, but there is this one thing.

Does anyone else find it unnervingly funny that dozens of people are frantically smoking cigarettes in front of the cancer hospital’s entrances?

PowerBook:~ thomholwerda$ sudo lsof | grep ExplainingBBLeadership.pdf
Password:
Finder 94 thomholwerda txt REG 14,2 82162 2482912 /Users/thomholwerda/.Trash/ExplainingBBLeadership.pdf

What I dont understand is why the goddamn “File in use” error dialog doesn’t tell me WHAT process is using it.

“The world’s most advanced operating system” MY ASS.

I’ve fallen in love. With the Eee PC 900. That made me think.

An Eee 900 configured with a Fiona background.

That’s eternal happiness RIGHT THERE.

Seriously, keyboard people? Want free advice?

Make keys that read ‘ok’, ‘cool’, and ‘OMFG UR SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!’.

Would make IRC so much easier.

I just noticed my previous three entries were quite sad and deppressing, or at least ‘heavy’.

Let me make it up to you.

FART ASS PENIS SEX WEE VAGINA POO.