Cogs can think.

Only in this house is it possible to seamlessly switch from Marilyn Manson’s “Antichrist Superstar” to The Dixie Chicks’ “Taking The Long Way”.

Sometimes I do feel like I need to get my ears checked.

Or better yet, my brain.

You call that a party?

Where are the people rolling through the garden in their own vomit? Where are the people drinking out of the toilet? Where are the people sleeping in bathtubs? Where are the people getting kicked off graveyards? Where are the midnight three hour hikes through the countryside in the rain? Where are the drunk people cycling into the canal? Where are the drunk people getting lost in the farmland, forcing the police to be called? Where are the people waking up in their own pool of vomit? Where are the people swimming in a very famous fountain in Rome at 3am? And so on?

Pssh. That’s not a party, it’s a children’s get together.

Valid and legit sender’s email address - check. Valid reply-to address - check. Proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation - check.

Oh, only one thing, Mr. Scammer.

I DON’T PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

Like, 2 months ago I stopped drinking coffee, cold turkey. Early this year I stopped drinking alcohol, also cold turkey (not that I was a regular drinker, but hey). Had a great time yesterday with my friends, a nice restaurant, and staying the night at my place.

I drank an espresso, and about an entire bottle of Martini Bianco.

I’m back, baby.

Eugenia and I discussing getting a new TV for me for review (via IM). My current one is a 17″ widescreen LCD, which supposedly is small.

“I’m happy with the current size, but when even Renate complains it’s too small (she has never complained about ANY materialistic thing ever since I’ve known her), it really must be small.”

“…and god be darned if someone takes THAT line out of context.”

New Jersey has officially abolished state sponsored murder.

Welcome to civilisation, boys and girls in New Jersey, and say bye bye to barbarism and stupidity.

We hope you enjoy your stay on the proper side of the fence.

And another one. This is getting quite repetitive.

Yet another reason not to set foot on US soil. It’s simply too dangerous.

Sad, because I actually really like America. I can see myself doing Route 66.

You know, it’s rare, but it happens. Sometimes, I’m actually wrong. Frasier perfectly summed up how I feel when I’m wrong.

Whenever I’m wrong, the world just makes little bit less sense.

It’s like he’s in my brain.

It just keeps getting better and better.

First we had a woman. Then we had a black dude. And now we have a mormon.

These are like, the best elections ever.