Cogs can think.

Seriously, people are so extremely stupid, ignorant, mindless, and zealous these days it just ain’t even funny anymore. As some of you may know, Apple has seen a string of security alerts lately. They were all pretty much minor, but that didn’t stop the small lunatic part of the Mac fans to claim that Microsoft is behind all these security reports.

I have an intrinsic hate of conspiracy theories and the people that support them. The hate goes deep, as people who believe nonsense like crashes in Roswell being covered up by the US gov., aliens walking among us, aliens visiting us and abducting us (also a sort of conspiracy), black helicopters, etc., are people gullible enough to believe just about anything– they are stupid, mindless, and completely not in check with reality. These are people with weak minds, a neglicable free will, and no mind of their own. They refuse to look at the facts, they just copy what the next man says.

In other words, they are people completely unlike me. I make up my own mind, have a strong will, and will always look at the facts, and I refuse to believe things before they appear in a scientific journal. Forget the alternative healing crap, I want a real doctor.

Go spot helicopters, you mindless conspiracy dickheads.

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From now on, all stories, comments, etc., void of any reality-checks, will be called kellyisms™. And so He spoke, hence it came to be.

Updated, June 21st, 19:20: Why would you look at that. Break out the popcorn and enjoy the Kelly-show!
Updated, April 29th, 00:34: Fcuking hell, and there was I thinking my fame was diminishing. Another few in one story. [Comments censored]
Updated, April 29th, 00:31: It’s been a while, but here’s one.
Updated, April 11th, 19:17: Various comments attributed again. People exposed Kelly for the Apple whore that he is by explaining him the concept of DHCP, among other things.
Updated, April 4th, 23:02: Another comment. This is getting ridicoulous, but there’s little I can do.
Updated, April 3rd, 18:55: Another comment.
Updated, March 29th, 19:44: And even more comments.
Updated, March 29th, 19:40: More comments attributed to me in a single story.
Updated, March 26th, 12:29: More comments attributed to me in a single story. The ‘real’ posters have asked Kelly again to post evidence. Which he hasn’t, of course.
Updated, March 21st, 20:54: Another comment. Added atop the list below.
Updated, March 20th, 23:16: He is now claiming I’m astroturfing. More here.
Updated, March 19th, 11:11: Added latest falsily attirbuted comments. Multiple comments attributed to me in a single story. None were mine.

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Kelly McNeill is at it again. He is now again falsily attributing comments on his crappy website to me– even though I did not make them. He is doing this because he thinks OSNews is in some sort of conspiracy to deliberatly make Apple Computer look bad. Another well-established website in that so-called conspiracy is CNet.

That is why he now is attributing any negative comment about Apple Computer on his website to me. However, I have not posted, am not posting, and will not be posting, on his website. Hence, I created this special page that will list all the falsily attributed comments, for all you people out there to link to. Please, make links to this page on your blog.

Why is he doing this? Jealousy and paranoia. The guy is extremely jealous over OSNews’ success, both under Eugenia’s supervision and mine. Hence, we are the targets for his smear-campaign. He even tried to buy OSNews in the past! He does not want us to post on his website, and in a deal described in one of my blogposts linked to below, I promised not to (not that I ever did in the past, but who cares). I kept my promise, but that does not matter to him. His part of the deal was to no falisly attribute comments to me anymore– but he has broken that promise multiple times now. My feeling tells me he is makign the comments in question himself, but it is also very well possible just someone else makes them (and indeed, in one of the threads in question, someone got pissed off because his comment was attributed to me!).

Why doesn’t he just block me, you ask? Well, that’s easy to answer: if he blocks me, then he cannot falsily attribute comments to me anymore! The 2nd section of this page (below) will contain links to previous entries on this blog about Kelly McNeill, to help you gain a better understanding of the matter.

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Read these posts to gain a better understanding of what Kelly McNeill is (old to new):

“Explanation“;

“Ban“;

“Loser“;

“Kelly McNeil nailed– and it’s not by a girl“;

“Fake“;

“Kelly McNeil“.

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Allright, the list of fake comments, newest on top:

Apple undergoing major upheaval and no one’s ALARMED?!! [Comments censored] ;

Windows Vista To Make Dual-Boot A Challenge?;

IT could be drafted into Boot Camp;

Did Apple maneuver Microsoft into their troubles with Windows Vista?”;

Macs are Faster - Benchmarking - Virtualization Technology - Increased Market Share;

Sounding the Microsoft Death Knell, For a Change;

Why Is Anyone Still Using Internet Explorer?;

Five years of Mac OSX;

Will XP melt your Mac?;

PC Magazine on G5 Quad Pricing: Fact, Fiction, or FUD?;

Dvorak: Will Microsoft Adopt OS X?;

The New Mac Mini;

The “Software Piracy” Controversy;

Barron’s: Apple Computer could buyout Disney.

If you happen to be the maker of one of those comments, then please let either Kelly know, or simply post on his website in reply. If you want to tell me you made the comments, then feel free and I will put your email in which you ‘claim’ the comments, online, on this page.

Feel free to email Kelly McNeill, or to comment on his website to let him know you disapprove of these false accusations, made by mutliple offender of OSNews’ rules, and breaker of man-to-man deals. However, please remember that we are better humans than him, so always stay polite. Together, with the power of the internet, we can expose the phoney that is osViews!

Feel free to email me if you have any questions.